The Gods and Godesses
Vaia ( say Vah-ee-ah )
Vaia is the godess of the deserts and sand-lands. She isn’t exactly Zeus’s type but she is sort of pretty. But she’s pretending to love him...because she would gladly destroy him if she could!
Batitus ( say Bah-tee-tus )
Batitus is extra sensitive, even though he’s the god of ice. He has met Vaia and was in love with her instantly. But he knew her evil secret, and killed her right away!
Feb 21, 2008
Marlanell= Singer
Bortalell= Carpenter
Questadia Demilall= Sports Player
Pregalell= Soldier
Fanadell= Doctor
Vertinall= Waitress
Bartisell= Waiter
Flanessa= Teacher
Yonalell= Judge
Pasatell= President
Barnell= Chef (Cook)
Mordancia= Dentist
Feldo= Nurse
Jornell= Scientist
Balanona Flanessa= Ballet Teacher
Balanona= Ballerina
Nanell= Vet
Opolell= Principal
Breasite= Boxer
Badasollo= Baseball
Tanea= Tennis
Breasito= Boxing
Karata= Karate
Banadelcha= Basketball
Cresita= Swimming
Feb 23, 2008
Wizards and Witches #1
Ms.Bassel’s Cave
Chapter 1
The scroll said: “ You little pot of
silver and gold,
die of a sickness or
do what you are told.”
Ms.Bassel looked at the scroll and thought “ Hmmm...I don’t know who did this but they’ll be sorry!”
A girl named Rachel screamed “It rhymes! It just rhymes!” A boy named Rocky (his real name was Rock) said “Maybe a witch wrote it. Or a wizard!”
Everyone stared at Ms.Bassel. She was wearing a black dress. Under that, she was wearing black stockings. Under that, she was wearing black slippers. In her long, wild, black hair was a big, black ribbon.
“ What are you looking at me for?” asked Ms.Bassel. Ariel said calmly “ I think there is no such thing as witches and wizards...”
“ WHAT!!!” cried the whole class except for Ariel. Maryann cried “Ariel, you stink! Yeah, you suck!”
“Maryann, you have plenty of mean tools, but now please follow the rules!” shouted Ms.Bassel, her face turned red.
Harriet began to cry, for she liked Maryann and hated it when Maryann was in trouble.
Ariel stuck out her tongue at Harriet. At recess that day, Samantha, Bia, Gabriella, and Aurora Elizabeth met under the big oak tree. “Vee having a very inpornant meeping.” said Bia, who was from Africa (and born there until she was nine) had a strange accent. “ True,” said Aurora Elizabeth. “And this is it: When Ms.Bassel said “You have plenty of mean tools, I think she meant Maryanne was acting like she had been focusing on the “tools” that make her mean.”
Chapter 2
The next day, was a complete scare. BOO! Did I scare you? No? Well, I’ll tell you what happend that very day...
Ms.Bassel was wearing a black toxido. Under that, she was wearing black jeans. Under that, she was wearing gray sneakers. Covering her black, long and wild hair was a gray headscarf. Her class, Room #393 were half absent. But the strange thing happend in the morning. Very early in the morning. It was still dawn. Harriet woke up at that time. Her older brother, Jared, and older sister, Ana Rachel, were both awake already. Nara, her youngest sister was still sleeping. Percy, her second oldest brother was guarding Nara. Her oldest brother, Benjamin, was also sleeping. As Harriet crawled on the floor...someone touched her shoulder! “Boo!” shouted Jared.
Mrs.Chop, their mother,
Feb 29, 2008
The Wishing Star
By Yoav Schwartz
Chapter 1
Messing up
The Presser’s family was medium.
There was Maya, the oldest.
There was Julia, the second oldest.
There was Lucy, the third oldest.
And Katy, the youngest.
And their parents.
One fine day, the night had been so long so the sun, in a such wrath, breaking up to the sky, a noise was heard so. A spank of light covered the earth as the awful screech expelled all other sounds not only but woke up everyone for no reason. But Maya had already cooked up with some reasons. “It’s Karen!” she yelled. Karen loved tubas. At least one-hundred times more than the Pressers.
March 9, 2008
Grown-up Lily
by Yoav Schwartz
Chapter #1
Lily Harriet Barman never, ever, in her life had so much worried about growing up.
It all started one gloomy evening when Lily Harriet Barman heard her elder sister, Mary Susan, her eldest sister, Isabella Aileen, and her parents talking in la sala, the living-
room. She heard Isabella Aileen eating las uvas, grapes. Then, she heard Mary say:
“Why we live in america when we come from Mexico? Why we say, “Oh, America de Norte is good,” when we have Mexico?”
Now, the true ground the family came from was Mexico. When they left Mexico, Isabella Aileen having cancer. She recover soon, so then she could walk with Lily Harriet to the lake. They lived on Cornell Street, on 6D.
Chapter #2
For spring-break they went to Washington D. C.. They left on Friday and came came back on Tuesday. They went to Harriet’s, Hard Rock, and stayed at Hotel Harrington on the 8th floor. They saw Phineas and Ferb, Hannah Montana, Cory in the house, Life with Derek, and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. It was almost winter-break and Lily’s parents were planing on going to Florida. Since they lived in Chicago, Illinois, it would be fun to fly down to Florida. Now, back to the contract. Poor Lily! She was so used to Illinois and didn’t want to go back.
Even though she missed Mexico, she hated planes, especially long ones.
March 19, 2008
COOKBOOK
By Yoav Schwartz
Lemon Pie
Ingredients
2 fresh lemons
1 cup of flour
1 cup of melted butter
2 tablespoons of vanilla extract
2 cups of almonds
1 cup of non-fat milk
2 cups of corn-flakes
1 cup of sugar
3 bananas
2 eggs
What to do
1: Make sure the oven rack is set for 35 minutes
2: Pour the flour (all of it) into a big baking-pan
3: Then, crack 1 egg and pour the yolk into the flour
4: If you want, throw away the other egg
5: Pour the milk (one quart of the milk from each cup) into the same baking-pan
6: Crush the corn-flakes and toss them into the milk
7: Cut open the lemons and pour out the seeds
8: Throw the lemon-seeds into the same baking-pan
9: Dump the melted-butter on top of the seeds
10: Pour all of the vanilla extract into the same baking-pan
11: Finally, put the baking-pan over the oven rack
12: When the pie is finished, let it cool off for 10+ minutes
13: After it cools off, put all of the almonds in it
14: Use the bananas for a good siding
15: Serve immediatley
March 19, 2008
God of the Watch.
Laen (Paera)
Goddess of the Reaction.
Rafephaeston (Uranus)
The Wait God. Aos’s halve brother.
Aris (Pluto)
The Spring. A girl.
Pawreaus (Hasdexus)
Spirit of torments. Father of Laen.
Liodre’ia (Kamplaia’ia)
The Winter’s Start. A girl. Pluto’s Mother.
Quadreemanutareutureus (Poii’as)
Road-god. Eldest brother of Liodre’ia.
March 20, 2008
My Book of Mini-Songs
Song #1: RAKE IT, SHAKE IT, BUT DON’T BOIL IT!
Medium Rock
When the time came
to throw a party...
love, I didn’t mean to break your own heart.
When I didn’t invite you!
When will I,
get to see the blue sky,
shinin’ over my head!
Rake it, shake it! Rake it, shake it! Let it fall off you, but don’t boil it.
That madness has gotta stop! That madness of yours has gotta stop!
Please, I’ll throw another party!
Love...love, love...love, love!
Song #2: IT’S A ONE-TWO-THREE
Sadly
Oh, now...
It’s a one-two-three!
Before I die!
When you, yes you, left me!
March 25
Long ago, almost 300 years ago, or how about 4,000 years ago, the gods and goddesses existed. So did the nymphs, for example Thetis, and many so much more.
But there was a marrige to attend.
Paris was to marry Thetis.
Paris was a mortal.
Thetis, a river-nymph, was not happy, though, because if she was a nymph,
and Paris was a mortal, their children would also be mortals. But Eris, discord-goddess, (also known as Discordia), was also unhappy. For she had been invited not, and everyone throughout Greece to Egypt knew Eris would cause quarrels,
